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Wednesday, 17 August 2016

35+ Funny Thanksgiving Poems | Wishes | Quotes | Jokes

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  • Thank You For Inviting UsThank you for inviting us
    To your Thanksgiving dinner.
    A day spent in your company
    Is invariably a winner.
    Thank you for the time you spent
    Preparing all the food;
    For making us feel welcome,
    You have our gratitude!

    By Joanna Fuchs

  • Thanksgiving FeastingWhen the Halloween pumpkins are gone,
    And the leaves have all fallen to ground,
    When the air has turned windy and cold,
    Then Thanksgiving will soon be around.
    Thoughts of loved ones all feasting together,
    Pleasant pictures from past times appear
    To dwell in each heart and each mind–
    Then Thanksgiving is finally here!

    The kitchen has scrumptious aromas,
    The dining room looks oh, so fine,
    Decorations with pilgrims and turkeys,
    And now we are ready to dine!

    First the napkins are placed on our laps;
    Now the prayer for the meal to be blessed,
    Then we stuff the good food in our tummies,
    And we hope for it all to digest!

    By Joanna Fuchs

  • Best ThanksgivingThanksgiving is here, so our minds have turned
    To what time has taught us, to what we’ve learned:
    We often focus all our thought
    On shiny things we’ve shopped and bought.
    We take our pleasure in material things,
    Forgetting the pleasure that friendship brings.
    If a lot of our stuff just vanished today,
    We’d see the foundation of each happy day
    Is special relationships, constant and true,
    And that’s when our thoughts go directly to you.
    We wish you a Thanksgiving you’ll never forget,
    Full of love and joy—your best one yet!
    By Joanna Fuchs

  • We’re Thankful For…We’re thankful for the basics:
    food, clothing and comfortable shelter;
    the rest is a bountiful bonus.
    We’re thankful for work, play,
    and the treasured people
    who make these experiences
    richer and more meaningful.
    We’re most thankful
    for family and friends,
    especially the dear friends
    who are reading this card!
    Happy Thanksgiving!
    By Joanna Fuchs

  • More Than A DayAs Thanksgiving Day rolls around,
    It brings up some facts, quite profound.
    We may think that we’re poor,
    Feel like bums, insecure,
    But in truth, our riches astound.
    We have friends and family we love;
    We have guidance from heaven above.
    We have so much more
    Than they sell in a store,
    We’re wealthy, when push comes to shove.

    So add up your blessings, I say;
    Make Thanksgiving last more than a day.
    Enjoy what you’ve got;
    Realize it’s a lot,
    And you’ll make all your cares go away.

    By Karl Fuchs

  • I’m Thankful for YouThanksgiving is the appointed time
    for focusing on the good in our lives.
    In each of our days,
    we can find small blessings,
    but too often we overlook them,
    choosing instead to spend our time
    paying attention to problems.
    We give our energy
    to those who cause us trouble
    instead of those who bring peace.
    Starting now,
    let’s be on the lookout
    for the bits of pleasure in each hour,
    and appreciate the people who
    bring love and light to everyone
    who is blessed to know them.
    You are one of those people.
    On Thanksgiving,
    I’m thankful for you.
    Happy Thanksgiving!
    By Joanna Fuchs

  • Thanksgiving DelightsOn Thanksgiving Day we’re thankful for
    Our blessings all year through,
    For family we dearly love,
    For good friends, old and new.
    For sun to light and warm our days,
    For stars that glow at night,
    For trees of green and skies of blue,
    And puffy clouds of white.

    We’re grateful for our eyes that see
    The beauty all around,
    For arms to hug, and legs to walk,
    And ears to hear each sound.

    The list of all we’re grateful for
    Would fill a great big book;
    Our thankful hearts find new delights
    Everywhere we look!

    By Joanna Fuchs

  • Most of AllThanksgiving Day brings to mind
    the blessings in our lives
    that usually go unnoticed:
    a home that surrounds us
    with comfort and protection;
    delicious food, for pleasure
    in both eating and sharing;
    clothes to snuggle up in,
    books and good entertainment
    to expand our minds;
    and freedom to worship our God.
    Most of all we are thankful
    for our family and friends,
    those treasured people
    who make our lives extra special.
    You are part of that cherished group.
    On Thanksgiving, (and every day)
    we appreciate you.
    Happy Thanksgiving!
    By Joanna Fuchs

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  • Thanksgiving is a blessing in disguise. With your friends and family near, make this day as special as you can and thank them with your heart. Happy Thanksgiving!

  • Greetings! Hoping that this Thanksgiving will be your best one yet!

  • Some friendships become more beautiful over time. Thank you for the color you add to my life! Iwish you a heartfelt Thanksgiving.

  • Nobility is served on the plate of Thanksgiving since noble is that man who expresses his gratitude.May you have a great Thanksgiving Day!

  • If you can’t feed a hundred people, then just feed one.

  • Here comes the time to be merry,don’t hold your heart and be sorry.Better it is to say, ‘Thank You’, than be always so blue. Happy Thanksgiving Day!

  • Thanksgiving is the day when you turn to another family member and say, How long has Mom been drinking like this? My Mom, after six Bloody Marys looks at the turkey and goes, Here, kitty, kitty.

  • Thanksgiving Day comes, by statute, once a year; to the honest man it comes as frequently as the heart of gratitude will allow.

  • Thanksgiving comes to us out of the prehistoric dimness, universal to all ages and all faiths. At whatever straws we must grasp, there is always a time for gratitude and new beginnings.

  • God is glorified, not by our groans, but by our thanksgivings.

  • May you have a wonderful time this Thanksgiving, with friends and family. Enjoy. Happy Thanksgiving Day.

  • You are a very special blessing to us. May love, joy and happiness be yours in abundance this holiday season.

  • An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.

  • You’re in my thoughts and prayers. Hoping this day holds all the warmth, contentment, and love of a wonderful and happy Thanksgiving.

  • The thing I’m most thankful for right now is elastic waistbands.

  • Thanksgiving is not just for expressing thanks for what you have. It is also a time to be grateful for what you are going to have. So have a Happy Thanksgiving Day!

  • We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink.

  • Thank God every morning when you get up that you have something to do that day, which must be done, whether you like it or not.

  • Forever on Thanksgiving Day the heart will find the pathway home.

  • God has two dwellings; one in heaven, and the other in a meek and thankful heart.

  • We can always find something to be thankful for, and there may be reasons why we ought to be thankful for even those dispensations, which appear dark and frowning.

  • In everyone’s life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.

  • Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminium foil and throw them out.

  • May your stuffing be tasty. May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and gravy. Have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious, And your pies take the prize, And may your Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs!

  • I have strong doubts that the first Thanksgiving even remotely resembled the ‘history’ I was told in second grade. But considering that (when it comes to holidays) mainstream America’s traditions tend to be over-eating, shopping, or getting drunk, I suppose it’s a miracle that the concept of giving thanks even surfaces at all.

  • We often take for granted the very things that most deserve our gratitude.

  • November is the time to be thankful, a time to remember and to embrace those who enrich our lives. I’m thankful for a lot of things, but I’m most thankful for You!

  • Nothing purchased can come close to the renewed sense of gratitude for having family and friends. So once in every year we throng, upon a day apart to praise the Lord with feast and song in thankfulness of heart.

  • Doing good is what seems best. Doing good also earns you respect. But more than that, it makes you feel good about yourself. Thus, do a good deed this Thanksgiving! Wish you a very Happy Thanksgiving Day!

  • What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal.

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Thanksgiving is a western festival which celebrates in United States, Canada and many other countries. In united states its celebrates on 4th thursday of November month. In 2016 will celebrate Thanksgiving on 26th November and its a national holiday which celebrate with Prayers, Feast, Picnic and much more. Thanksgiving is celebrate for giving thanks to god for preceding. Hope you all going to like these awesome collection and knowledge we sharing with you.

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  • Give thanks to God first because without him you wouldn’t have everything else that you’re thankful for.

  • Our friendship isn’t perfect, we fight and then we makeup, we yell and then we talk. We don’t always get along but whether I’m up or I’m down you’re always around. You’re there for me on my good days and my bad days and this Thanksgiving Holiday I’d like to say thank you for being a true friend. Happy Thanksgiving!
  • Thanksgiving and every season of our lives that we are blessed to see a new should be a time we offer praise, worship, and thankfulness to God!
  • I wish all of you Happy Thanksgiving! I wish you great love, great relationships with you family and friends!
  • No prayer can be better than the prayer of giving sincere thanks and praises to God. May you have a Happy Thanksgiving feast!
  • When I sit down to thank God for all the blessings he has bestowed me with, how can I forget the best of them all. You’re God’s biggest gift to me. Thank you for everything you have done for me. May you have a Happy Thanksgiving celebration.
  • A special greeting of Thanksgiving time to express to you our sincere appreciation for your confidence and loyalty. We are deeply thankful and extend to you our best wishes for a happy and healthy Thanksgiving Day.
  • You know what’s the best part about life? It is that at every point in time God always gives us a reason to be thankful for. May you have a wonderful life and may you always be blessed. Have a Happy Thanksgiving Day.
  • As I count my blessings this season, I want you to know that I am very thankful to have a friend like you. May you have a very Happy Thanksgiving.
  • Nothing can be compared to the love and affection you have showered me with. I am so lucky to have someone like you around. It’s really nice to be your friend. All I can say is thank you for everything. I wish you a very Happy Thanksgiving day.
  • Warm thoughts and best wishes to you and your family this Thanksgiving. May you continue to have many blessings and many reasons to be thankful in the coming year.
  • Not every one comes in your life to stay forever. Only a few enter in such a way that even if they go away tomorrow they leave a mark on your heart that will always stay. Such people live with you forever, even if they’re miles apart. Thanks for being such a person. Happy Thanksgiving!
  • One reason I live with my parents is to beat Thanksgiving traffic.
  • I want to take you home for Thanksgiving to meet the people who made me turn out this way.
  • The only parade I’ll attend this Thanksgiving is the one to the toilet.
  • If you haven’t been invited to an awful family Thanksgiving get-together of your own you can come to mine.
  • I’m thankful for the distance we live from your annoying family.
  • Sorry your girlfriend is too young to sit with us at the adult table this Thanksgiving.
  • I’m thankful that we can soon get back to being ungrateful, disillusioned, and cynical.

Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids | Thanksgiving Kid Jokes

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Thanksgiving 2016 Jokes for Kids

  • Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
    (Because he was out standing in his field!)What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
    (Straw-berries!)
    If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
    (Pilgrims!)

    What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
    (Your nose!)

    What always comes at the beginning of parades?
    (The letter “p”!)

  • What key won’t open any door?
    (A turkey!)Why did the turkey cross the road?
    (It was the chicken’s day off!)
    Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
    (It was stuck on the turkey’s foot!)

    Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
    (To prove he wasn’t chicken!)

    What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
    (An eggroll!)

    Where do you find a turkey with no legs?
    (Exactly where you left it!)

    What do you call it when it rains turkeys?
    (Foul weather!)

    Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
    (To hatchet!)

  • What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
    (A har-vest!)If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
    (Their age!)
    What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
    (Pumpkin pi!)

    What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
    (The letter “g”!)

  • Why did the police arrest the turkey?
    (They suspected it of fowl play!)Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?
    (The outside!)
    Why do turkeys lay eggs?
    (If they dropped them, they’d break!)

    What’s the most musical part of a turkey?
    (The drumstick!)

    If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does turkey come from?
    (A poul-tree!)

    Daughter: Mum, can I have a canary for Christmas?
    Mum: NO! You’ll have turkey like everyone else.

    What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
    (He got the stuffing knocked out of him!)

    What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
    (The turkey!)

 

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Tuesday, 16 August 2016

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Thanksgiving is a western festival which celebrates in United States, Canada and many other countries. In united states its celebrates on 4th thursday of November month. In 2016 will celebrate Thanksgiving on 24th November and its a national holiday which celebrate with Prayers, Feast, Picnic and much more. Thanksgiving is celebrate for giving thanks to god for preceding. Hope you all going to like these awesome collection and knowledge we sharing with you.

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  1. The Pilgrims made seven times more graves than huts. No Americans have been more impoverished than these who, nevertheless, set aside a day of thanksgiving. ~H.U. Westermayer 
  2. If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, “thank you,” that would suffice. ~Meister Eckhart 
  3. Thanksgiving Day is a jewel, to set in the hearts of honest men; but be careful that you do not take the day, and leave out the gratitude. ~E.P. Powell 
  4. So once in every year we throng
    Upon a day apart,
    To praise the Lord with feast and song
    In thankfulness of heart.
    ~Arthur Guiterman, The First Thanksgiving 
  5. As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. ~John Fitzgerald Kennedy 
  6. Remember God’s bounty in the year. String the pearls of His favor. Hide the dark parts, except so far as they are breaking out in light! Give this one day to thanks, to joy, to gratitude! ~Henry Ward Beecher 
  7. Thanksgiving Day comes, by statute, once a year; to the honest man it comes as frequently as the heart of gratitude will allow. ~Edward Sandford Martin 
  8. Our rural ancestors, with little blest,
    Patient of labour when the end was rest,
    Indulged the day that housed their annual grain,
    With feasts, and off’rings, and a thankful strain.
    ~Alexander Pope 
  9. What we’re really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving? ~Erma Bombeck, “No One Diets on Thanksgiving,” 26 November 1981 
  10. Thanksgiving, after all, is a word of action. ~W.J. Cameron 
  11. He who thanks but with the lips
    Thanks but in part;
    The full, the true Thanksgiving
    Comes from the heart.
    ~J.A. Shedd 
  12. Thanksgiving was never meant to be shut up in a single day. ~Robert Caspar Lintner 
  13. For each new morning with its light,
    For rest and shelter of the night,
    For health and food, for love and friends,
    For everything Thy goodness sends.
    ~Ralph Waldo Emerson 
  14. Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. ~Erma Bombeck 
  15. For flowers that bloom about our feet;
    For tender grass, so fresh, so sweet;
    For song of bird, and hum of bee;
    For all things fair we hear or see,
    Father in heaven, we thank Thee!
    ~Ralph Waldo Emerson 
  16. An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day. ~Irv Kupcinet 
  17. Thou hast given so much to me,
    Give one thing more, — a grateful heart;
    Not thankful when it pleaseth me,
    As if Thy blessings had spare days,
    But such a heart whose pulse may be Thy praise.
    ~George Herbert 
  18. The unthankful heart… discovers no mercies; but let the thankful heart sweep through the day and, as the magnet finds the iron, so it will find, in every hour, some heavenly blessings! ~Henry Ward Beecher 
  19. Some hae meat and canna eat, –
    And some wad eat that want it;
    But we hae meat, and we can eat,
    Sae let the Lord be thankit.
    ~Robert Burns 
  20. It has been an unchallengeable American doctrine that cranberry sauce, a pink goo with overtones of sugared tomatoes, is a delectable necessity of the Thanksgiving board and that turkey is uneatable without it. ~Alistair Cooke 
  21. Ah! on Thanksgiving day….
    When the care-wearied man seeks his mother once more,
    And the worn matron smiles where the girl smiled before.
    What moistens the lips and what brightens the eye?
    What calls back the past, like the rich pumpkin pie?
    ~John Greenleaf Whittier 
  22. Thanksgiving comes to us out of the prehistoric dimness, universal to all ages and all faiths. At whatever straws we must grasp, there is always a time for gratitude and new beginnings. ~J. Robert Moskin 
  23. There is one day that is ours. There is one day when all we Americans who are not self-made go back to the old home to eat saleratus biscuits and marvel how much nearer to the porch the old pump looks than it used to. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American. ~O. Henry 
  24. Let us remember that, as much has been given us, much will be expected from us, and that true homage comes from the heart as well as from the lips, and shows itself in deeds. ~Theodore Roosevelt

Thanksgiving Jokes

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Thanksgiving Jokes

  1. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
    Plymouth Rock
  2. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
    Pilgrims
  3. Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
    They use FOWL language.
  4. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
    It had 24 carrots.
  5. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
    He got the stuffing knocked out of him! 
  6. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
    A turkey that can pluck itself!
  7. When do you serve tofu turkey?
    Pranksgiving.
  8. What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?
    Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.
  9. Who doesn’t eat on Thanksgiving?
    A turkey because it is always stuffed.
  10. Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?
    Because April showers bring Mayflowers!
  11. Dear Turkeys, don’t worry… they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, women.
  12. What did baby corn say to mama corn?
    Where’s popcorn?
  13. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
    Their AGE!
  14. Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?
    Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
  15. Why did they let the turkey join the band?
    Because he had the drumsticks

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Happy Thanksgiving Quotes, Jokes with Images : Thanksgiving is a very special day for everyone. This day is celebrate for giving thanks for the blessing of the harvest and of the preceding year. This day celebrates in many countries (Canada, Liberia, Grenada, Saint Lucia, United States) on 24 November 2016. This post contains unique collection of the Happy Thanksgiving Quotes, Happy Thanksgiving Jokes and Happy Thanksgiving Images. This is best and simple way to wish your friends, relatives, neighbors, brother, sister. Hope you all going to like these awesome Quotes, Jokes, Images. You can also share these on Facebook, Linked In, Tumblr, Twitter with your near and dear one.
Thanksgiving Day is a national holiday celebrated primarily in Canada and the United States as a day of giving thanks for the blessing of the harvest and of the preceding year. It is celebrated on the second Monday of October in Canada and on the fourth Thursday of November in the United States. Several other places around the world observe similar celebrations. Thanksgiving has its historical roots in religious and cultural traditions and has long been celebrated in a secular manner as well.

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  1. Gratitude can transform common days into thanksgivings, turn routine jobs into joy, and change ordinary opportunities into blessings.
    William Arthur Ward
  2. If you are really thankful, what do you do? You share.
    W. Clement Stone
  3. Over and over I marvel at the blessings of my life: Each year has grown better than the last.
    Lawrence Welk
  4. Thanksgiving Day is a good day to recommit our energies to giving thanks and just giving.
    Amy Grant
  5. To give thanks in solitude is enough. Thanksgiving has wings and goes where it must go. Your prayer knows much more about it than you do.
    Victor Hugo
  6. I give thanks to my Creator for this wonderful life where each of us has the opportunity to learn lessons we could not fully comprehend by any other means.
    Joseph B. Wirthlin
  7. If you think Independence Day is America’s defining holiday, think again. Thanksgiving deserves that title, hands-down.
    Tony Snow
  8. My mom makes something called green pie, which I thought was a delicacy that many people only had at Thanksgiving, but it turns out it was just Jell-O with whipped cream on it. And it’s delicious.
    Bobby Moynihan
  9. I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.
    Todd Barry
  10. Be thankful for what you have; you’ll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don’t have, you will never, ever have enough.
    Oprah Winfrey
  11. Gratitude is the inward feeling of kindness received. Thankfulness is the natural impulse to express that feeling. Thanksgiving is the following of that impulse.
    Henry Van Dyke
  12. The thankful receiver bears a plentiful harvest.
    William Blake
  13. I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
    Jon Stewart
  14. If a fellow isn’t thankful for what he’s got, he isn’t likely to be thankful for what he’s going to get.
    Frank A. Clark
  15. Pride slays thanksgiving, but a humble mind is the soil out of which thanks naturally grow. A proud man is seldom a grateful man, for he never thinks he gets as much as he deserves.
    Henry Ward Beecher
  16. My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
    Phyllis Diller
  17. My most memorable meal is every Thanksgiving. I love the food: the turkey and stuffing; the sweet potatoes and rice, which come from my mother’s Southern heritage; the mashed potatoes, which come from my wife’s Midwestern roots; the Campbell’s green-bean casserole; and of course, pumpkin pie.
    Douglas Conant
  18. I am grateful for what I am and have. My thanksgiving is perpetual.
    Henry David Thoreau
  19. Thanksgiving is a time when the world gets to see just how blessed and how workable the Christian system is. The emphasis is not on giving or buying, but on being thankful and expressing that appreciation to God and to one another.
    John Clayton
  20. Best of all is it to preserve everything in a pure, still heart, and let there be for every pulse a thanksgiving, and for every breath a song.
    Konrad von Gesner
  21. You may have heard of Black Friday and Cyber Monday. There’s another day you might want to know about: Giving Tuesday. The idea is pretty straightforward. On the Tuesday after Thanksgiving, shoppers take a break from their gift-buying and donate what they can to charity.
    Bill Gates
  22. There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.
    O. Henry
  23. For what I have received may the Lord make me truly thankful. And more truly for what I have not received.
    Storm Jameson
  24. Drink and be thankful to the host! What seems insignificant when you have it, is important when you need it.
    Franz Grillparzer

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  1. How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving? He was very thinkful.
  2. What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!
  3. How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey? One, but you really have to squeeze him in!
  4. Why can’t you take a turkey to church? Because they use such FOWL language.
  5. What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
  6. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes – a building can’t jump at all.
  7. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
  8. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit? A poultrygeist!
  9. Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey, he’s already been stuffed!
  10. What are unhappy cranberries called? Blueberries!
  11. Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner? He was exceeding the feed limit!
  12. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth.
  13. Why didn’t the Pilgrim want to make the bread? It’s a crummy job
  14. Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks.
  15. Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling off? The buckle was on his hat!
  16. What would you get if you crossed a Pilgrim with a type of cracker? A Pilgraham!
  17. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their age!
  18. Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play!
  19. What would you get if you crossed Thanksgiving and Easter? Feaster Sunday!
  20. What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I’m stuffed!
  21. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside.
  22. Why did the Pilgrim eat a candle? He wanted a light snack!
  23. How does a Turkey drink her wine? In a gobble-let
  24. What do turkeys like to do on sunny days? They like to go on a peck-nic.
  25. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.
  26. What’s black and white and red all over? A Pilgrim with a rash!
  27. Why did the turkey eat his meal so quickly? Because he was a gobbler.
  28. What was the main thing the Pilgrims did during the first winter? Starve.
  29. What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? “Pleased to eat you!”
  30. What did the little turkey say to the big turkey? “Peck” on someone your own size!
  31. What do you get after eating way too much turkey and dressing? Dessert, of course!
  32. “I was going to serve sweet potatoes with Thanksgiving dinner, but I sat on them.
    “So what are you serving now?”
    “Squash.”
  33. Gobbler said, “Doctor, help me! I can’t stop acting like a turkey!”
    “I see,” said the doctor. “How long have you had this problem?”
    “Let me think a second. Mom laid the egg in 1954…”
  34. Teacher: “Where did the Pilgrims come from?”
    Student: “Their parents, of course!””You know an ancestor of mine came over on the Mayflower.”
    “Really? Which rat was he?”
  35. A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy answered, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”
  36. Teacher: “What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?”
    Student: “Baseballs.”
    Teacher: “Baseballs?”
    Student: “Yeah, they were Cleveland Indians!”
  37. A poultry farmer was experimenting to breed turkeys with more legs for greater profits. Finally, he succeeded. While narrating the results to his friends, he told them, “The turkey I bred had six legs!”
    His friends who had got quite excited, eagerly asked, “What about the taste?”
    The father said with a long-drawn face, “Do you think it is so easy to catch it?”
  38. Asked to write a composition entitled, “What I’m thankful for on Thanksgiving,” a student wrote, “I am thankful that I’m not a turkey.”
  39. Two pilgrims go out hunting. One has two blunderbusses (guns).
    The second pilgrim asks, “Why do you have two blunderbusses?”
    The first pilgrim explains, “I usually miss the first time I shoot. By taking two I can shoot again”. The second pilgrim thinks for a while and then says, “Why not just take the second one, and only shoot once?”
  40. Teacher: “Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?”
    Student: “So we know when to start Christmas shopping!”

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