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60+ Thanksgiving 2016 Quotes, Jokes [with Images]

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64+ Thanksgiving 2016 Quotes, Jokes [with Images]

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Happy Thanksgiving Quotes, Jokes with Images

Happy Thanksgiving Quotes, Jokes with Images : Thanksgiving is a very special day for everyone. This day is celebrate for giving thanks for the blessing of the harvest and of the preceding year. This day celebrates in many countries (Canada, Liberia, Grenada, Saint Lucia, United States) on 24 November 2016. This post contains unique collection of the Happy Thanksgiving Quotes, Happy Thanksgiving Jokes and Happy Thanksgiving Images. This is best and simple way to wish your friends, relatives, neighbors, brother, sister. Hope you all going to like these awesome Quotes, Jokes, Images. You can also share these on Facebook, Linked In, Tumblr, Twitter with your near and dear one.
Thanksgiving Day is a national holiday celebrated primarily in Canada and the United States as a day of giving thanks for the blessing of the harvest and of the preceding year. It is celebrated on the second Monday of October in Canada and on the fourth Thursday of November in the United States. Several other places around the world observe similar celebrations. Thanksgiving has its historical roots in religious and cultural traditions and has long been celebrated in a secular manner as well.

Happy Thanksgiving 2016 Quotes :–

Check out the some of the best collection of the Happy Thanksgiving Quotes for the celebration of the Thanksgiving 2016. You can text these Quotes to your friends, relatives, coworker or near and dear one for special wishes. Hope they will going to like these awesome Quotes.

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Happy Thanksgiving Quotes

  1. Gratitude can transform common days into thanksgivings, turn routine jobs into joy, and change ordinary opportunities into blessings.
    William Arthur Ward
  2. If you are really thankful, what do you do? You share.
    W. Clement Stone
  3. Over and over I marvel at the blessings of my life: Each year has grown better than the last.
    Lawrence Welk
  4. Thanksgiving Day is a good day to recommit our energies to giving thanks and just giving.
    Amy Grant
  5. To give thanks in solitude is enough. Thanksgiving has wings and goes where it must go. Your prayer knows much more about it than you do.
    Victor Hugo
  6. I give thanks to my Creator for this wonderful life where each of us has the opportunity to learn lessons we could not fully comprehend by any other means.
    Joseph B. Wirthlin
  7. If you think Independence Day is America’s defining holiday, think again. Thanksgiving deserves that title, hands-down.
    Tony Snow
  8. My mom makes something called green pie, which I thought was a delicacy that many people only had at Thanksgiving, but it turns out it was just Jell-O with whipped cream on it. And it’s delicious.
    Bobby Moynihan
  9. I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.
    Todd Barry
  10. Be thankful for what you have; you’ll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don’t have, you will never, ever have enough.
    Oprah Winfrey
  11. Gratitude is the inward feeling of kindness received. Thankfulness is the natural impulse to express that feeling. Thanksgiving is the following of that impulse.
    Henry Van Dyke
  12. The thankful receiver bears a plentiful harvest.
    William Blake
  13. I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
    Jon Stewart
  14. If a fellow isn’t thankful for what he’s got, he isn’t likely to be thankful for what he’s going to get.
    Frank A. Clark
  15. Pride slays thanksgiving, but a humble mind is the soil out of which thanks naturally grow. A proud man is seldom a grateful man, for he never thinks he gets as much as he deserves.
    Henry Ward Beecher
  16. My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
    Phyllis Diller
  17. My most memorable meal is every Thanksgiving. I love the food: the turkey and stuffing; the sweet potatoes and rice, which come from my mother’s Southern heritage; the mashed potatoes, which come from my wife’s Midwestern roots; the Campbell’s green-bean casserole; and of course, pumpkin pie.
    Douglas Conant
  18. I am grateful for what I am and have. My thanksgiving is perpetual.
    Henry David Thoreau
  19. Thanksgiving is a time when the world gets to see just how blessed and how workable the Christian system is. The emphasis is not on giving or buying, but on being thankful and expressing that appreciation to God and to one another.
    John Clayton
  20. Best of all is it to preserve everything in a pure, still heart, and let there be for every pulse a thanksgiving, and for every breath a song.
    Konrad von Gesner
  21. You may have heard of Black Friday and Cyber Monday. There’s another day you might want to know about: Giving Tuesday. The idea is pretty straightforward. On the Tuesday after Thanksgiving, shoppers take a break from their gift-buying and donate what they can to charity.
    Bill Gates
  22. There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.
    O. Henry
  23. For what I have received may the Lord make me truly thankful. And more truly for what I have not received.
    Storm Jameson
  24. Drink and be thankful to the host! What seems insignificant when you have it, is important when you need it.
    Franz Grillparzer

Happy Thanksgiving 2016 Jokes

Check out the some of the best collection of the Happy Thanksgiving 2016 Jokes for the celebration of the Thanksgiving 2016. You can text these Jokes to your friends, relatives, coworker or near and dear one for special wishes. Hope they will going to like these awesome Jokes.
 

Happy Thanksgiving Jokes

  1. How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving? He was very thinkful.
  2. What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!
  3. How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey? One, but you really have to squeeze him in!
  4. Why can’t you take a turkey to church? Because they use such FOWL language.
  5. What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
  6. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes – a building can’t jump at all.
  7. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
  8. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit? A poultrygeist!
  9. Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey, he’s already been stuffed!
  10. What are unhappy cranberries called? Blueberries!
  11. Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner? He was exceeding the feed limit!
  12. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth.
  13. Why didn’t the Pilgrim want to make the bread? It’s a crummy job
  14. Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks.
  15. Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling off? The buckle was on his hat!
  16. What would you get if you crossed a Pilgrim with a type of cracker? A Pilgraham!
  17. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their age!
  18. Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play!
  19. What would you get if you crossed Thanksgiving and Easter? Feaster Sunday!
  20. What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I’m stuffed!
  21. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside.
  22. Why did the Pilgrim eat a candle? He wanted a light snack!
  23. How does a Turkey drink her wine? In a gobble-let
  24. What do turkeys like to do on sunny days? They like to go on a peck-nic.
  25. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.
  26. What’s black and white and red all over? A Pilgrim with a rash!
  27. Why did the turkey eat his meal so quickly? Because he was a gobbler.
  28. What was the main thing the Pilgrims did during the first winter? Starve.
  29. What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? “Pleased to eat you!”
  30. What did the little turkey say to the big turkey? “Peck” on someone your own size!
  31. What do you get after eating way too much turkey and dressing? Dessert, of course!
  32. “I was going to serve sweet potatoes with Thanksgiving dinner, but I sat on them.
    “So what are you serving now?”
    “Squash.”
  33. Gobbler said, “Doctor, help me! I can’t stop acting like a turkey!”
    “I see,” said the doctor. “How long have you had this problem?”
    “Let me think a second. Mom laid the egg in 1954…”
  34. Teacher: “Where did the Pilgrims come from?”
    Student: “Their parents, of course!””You know an ancestor of mine came over on the Mayflower.”
    “Really? Which rat was he?”
  35. A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy answered, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”
  36. Teacher: “What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?”
    Student: “Baseballs.”
    Teacher: “Baseballs?”
    Student: “Yeah, they were Cleveland Indians!”
  37. A poultry farmer was experimenting to breed turkeys with more legs for greater profits. Finally, he succeeded. While narrating the results to his friends, he told them, “The turkey I bred had six legs!”
    His friends who had got quite excited, eagerly asked, “What about the taste?”
    The father said with a long-drawn face, “Do you think it is so easy to catch it?”
  38. Asked to write a composition entitled, “What I’m thankful for on Thanksgiving,” a student wrote, “I am thankful that I’m not a turkey.”
  39. Two pilgrims go out hunting. One has two blunderbusses (guns).
    The second pilgrim asks, “Why do you have two blunderbusses?”
    The first pilgrim explains, “I usually miss the first time I shoot. By taking two I can shoot again”. The second pilgrim thinks for a while and then says, “Why not just take the second one, and only shoot once?”
  40. Teacher: “Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?”
    Student: “So we know when to start Christmas shopping!”

Happy Thanksgiving 2016 Images

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