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Tuesday, 23 August 2016

Thanksgiving Day Poems 2016

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Thanksgiving Day Poems 2016


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Thanksgiving Day Poems 2016

Enjoy a few favorite Thanksgiving prayers, poems, and songs I have collected. Feel free to share them at your Thanksgiving Day celebrations with family and friends. Have a dose of extra fun as you celebrate the day with your near and dear ones with our special collection of thanksgiving poems.
You will find free Thanksgiving poems, funny Thanksgiving poetry, a Thanksgiving song, and kid Thanksgiving rhymes. The free Thanksgiving verse below is perfect for a Thanksgiving dinner thank you note. Thanksgiving poem is perfect for a Thanksgiving card verse. Thanksgiving poetry can include a list of things to be thankful for. This inspirational Thanksgiving poem shows that basic, simple pleasures are often the best ones.
It’s a thankful Thanksgiving poem. Thanksgiving Day poetry is often about the special foods eaten on that holiday. Thanks giving poems should evoke the special memories of holidays past, the whole special Thanksgiving process, as this thanks giving poem does. This funny Thanksgiving poem is a humorous Thanksgiving greeting with a cynical look at all the money that’s spent on this holiday.
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Wednesday, 17 August 2016

Happy Veterans Day 2016 Quotes | Poems | Images

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Happy Veterans Day 2016 Quotes | Poems | Images

Happy Veterans Day 2016 Quotes, Poems, Images :- Veterans Day 2016 is the very special events for US peoples.In this day was a federal holiday. All the school and colleges are closed in this day.Veterans day 2016 is going to celebrate on 11th November.Canadian and Australian people observed Veterans as a Remembrance day on 11th November 2016.Veterans day 2016 is going to celebrate on Sunday.In this day US government held the ceremonies on happy veterans day and many children and elder people take part in this ceremonies to tribute the veterans who are served for our country.Veteran are heroes they are served for our country and save the country.In this veterans day 2016 we are sharing with veterans day 2016 quotes veterans day images and veterans day pictures poems and discount and free meals etc.so thanks the veterans by sharing this messages and quotes photos etc.

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To all who have served in our military, thank you. The sacrifices you made in honor and duty to our country are worthy of praise. You truly are American heroes! Happy Veterans Day!

To all who have served: Happy Veterans Day. Thank you for your service and sacrifice. 

Thanks for doing what I'm way too big of a wimp to do.  

Happy Veterans Day 2016 Poems For Tribute the Veterans:

Take A Moment To Thank A Veteran
When you see someone in a uniform,
Someone who serves us all,
Doing military duty,
Answering their country’s call,
Take a moment to thank them
For protecting what you hold dear;
Tell them you are proud of them;
Make it very clear.
Just tap them on the shoulder,
Give a smile, and say,
"Thanks for what you’re doing
To keep us safe in the USA!"
We Owe Them a Lot
On Veterans Day we remember again
Our men and women who served;
We honor them now for what they did then:
The liberties they preserved.
Let’s never forget their sacrifice,
The hard, heavy work they have done;
They did what was asked, crucial needs they fulfilled,
With a telephone, pencil or gun.
We’re happy and proud to honor them;
They gave so much more than they got.
Our heroes, our veterans kept freedom safe;
All of us owe them a lot.

By Joanna Fuchs
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{*Poem} Happy Veterans Day Poems 2016 [Best Veterans Day Poems]

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Veterans Day poems 2016 are Most searched because celebrating veterans day the children prepare poems for tribute the veterans.Veterans day is the event which is celebrated for veterans who are served for our country.Veterans day poems for kids are also available below. Happy veterans day is the events which mostly celebrated in US.But in Canada and Australia or great Britain observe veterans as a Remembrance day on 11th November.Happy veterans day poems 2016 are very special for children .Children learn poems to celebrate veterans day.Veterans day quotes images pictures Enjoy also search on google.On veterans day US government declare federal holiday in govt. school and work place.Some top veterans day poems 2016 in english are given below.

Veterans Day Poems 2016 to Tribute Veterans

Take A Moment To Thank A Veteran
When you see someone in a uniform,
Someone who serves us all,
Doing military duty,
Answering their country’s call,
Take a moment to thank them
For protecting what you hold dear;
Tell them you are proud of them;
Make it very clear.
Just tap them on the shoulder,
Give a smile, and say,
"Thanks for what you’re doing
To keep us safe in the USA!"
Secret Respect
There’s not a Fascist in the USA
Who doesn’t, in their true heart, say
I’m thankful for those who serve and fight,
So I can peacefully sleep at night.
No partisan politics can keep away
The gratitude I feel, but cannot say
To veterans who kept America secured,
With all the hardships they endured.
Away from family, friends and more,
They knew what they were working for:
Keeping freedom really free
For the right, the middle, and even me.
Veterans, you have my deep respect,
Even if it isn’t politically correct.
By Joanna Fuchs
We Owe Them a Lot
On Veterans Day we remember again
Our men and women who served;
We honor them now for what they did then:
The liberties they preserved.
Let’s never forget their sacrifice,
The hard, heavy work they have done;
They did what was asked, crucial needs they fulfilled,
With a telephone, pencil or gun.
We’re happy and proud to honor them;
They gave so much more than they got.
Our heroes, our veterans kept freedom safe;
All of us owe them a lot.
By Joanna Fuchs

The Noble and the Brave:
A Veteran's Day Tribute
When America had an urgent need,
These brave ones raised a hand;
No hesitation held them back;
They were proud to take a stand.
They left their friends and family;
They gave up normal life;
To serve their country and their God,
They plowed into the strife.
They fought for freedom and for peace
On strange and foreign shores;
Some lost new friends; some lost their lives
In long and brutal wars.
Other veterans answered a call
To support the ones who fought;
Their country had requirements for
The essential skills they brought.
We salute every one of them,
The noble and the brave,
The ones still with us here today,
And those who rest in a grave.
So here’s to our country’s heroes;
They’re a cut above the rest;
Let’s give the honor that is due
To our country’s very best.
By Joanna Fuchs
 
Happy Veterans Day 2016
 Vets ate free at Applebee’s
To honor them this day,
A heartfelt offer bringing
Good publicity their way.

Lots of stores gave discounts, too,
To soldiers with I.D.
And many took advantage
Of this generosity.

Every town and city had
A veterans’ parade,
With marching bands and waving flags
Quite jauntily displayed.

It shouldn’t be one day a year
To venerate our vets,
Whose sacrifices often bring
Such heartache and regrets.

We really cannot comprehend
How much their service cost;
Survivors often pay the price
For those whose lives were lost.

Our veterans deserve respect;
The military’s tough.
A gratis meal or dollars off
Is great, but not enough.
So these above given are best veterans day poems and poetry 2016 .All these poems are show the respect for veterans who are served for our country.Veterans day is not normal event it is bigger event for US people .If you want to this happy veterans day 2016 poems than copy it or learn directly from this blog.I am also publish article about happy veterans day photos images wallpapers and pictures collection you can collect it and share with your friends on facebook twitter or pinterest etc. So respect the veterans by sharing this poems with your friends.

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35+ Funny Thanksgiving Poems | Wishes | Quotes | Jokes

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35+ Funny Thanksgiving Poems | Wishes |  Quotes | Jokes

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If you searching for some funny wishes collection of the Thanksgiving for a good humor person. Then you at right page here we sharing with you some best Funny Happy Thanksgiving Poems Wishes Pictures for the celebration of the Thanksgiving 2016. Mainly this day is celebrates in United States and Canada but Thanksgiving is also celebrates in many other western counties. In 2016 will celebrate Thanksgiving on 24 November in United States. This is best and very simple way to wish someone to make him or her laugh on thanksgiving.
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Happy Thanksgiving 2016 Poems Funny

Check some unique collection of the Funny Thanksgiving Poems for kids and anyone. Kids can use these funny poems on there school speeches, And you can send these poems to your friends, relatives and anyone to wish them a funny Thanksgiving.
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Happy Thanksgiving Poems Funny

  • Thank You For Inviting UsThank you for inviting us
    To your Thanksgiving dinner.
    A day spent in your company
    Is invariably a winner.
    Thank you for the time you spent
    Preparing all the food;
    For making us feel welcome,
    You have our gratitude!

    By Joanna Fuchs

  • Thanksgiving FeastingWhen the Halloween pumpkins are gone,
    And the leaves have all fallen to ground,
    When the air has turned windy and cold,
    Then Thanksgiving will soon be around.
    Thoughts of loved ones all feasting together,
    Pleasant pictures from past times appear
    To dwell in each heart and each mind–
    Then Thanksgiving is finally here!

    The kitchen has scrumptious aromas,
    The dining room looks oh, so fine,
    Decorations with pilgrims and turkeys,
    And now we are ready to dine!

    First the napkins are placed on our laps;
    Now the prayer for the meal to be blessed,
    Then we stuff the good food in our tummies,
    And we hope for it all to digest!

    By Joanna Fuchs

  • Best ThanksgivingThanksgiving is here, so our minds have turned
    To what time has taught us, to what we’ve learned:
    We often focus all our thought
    On shiny things we’ve shopped and bought.
    We take our pleasure in material things,
    Forgetting the pleasure that friendship brings.
    If a lot of our stuff just vanished today,
    We’d see the foundation of each happy day
    Is special relationships, constant and true,
    And that’s when our thoughts go directly to you.
    We wish you a Thanksgiving you’ll never forget,
    Full of love and joy—your best one yet!
    By Joanna Fuchs

  • We’re Thankful For…We’re thankful for the basics:
    food, clothing and comfortable shelter;
    the rest is a bountiful bonus.
    We’re thankful for work, play,
    and the treasured people
    who make these experiences
    richer and more meaningful.
    We’re most thankful
    for family and friends,
    especially the dear friends
    who are reading this card!
    Happy Thanksgiving!
    By Joanna Fuchs

  • More Than A DayAs Thanksgiving Day rolls around,
    It brings up some facts, quite profound.
    We may think that we’re poor,
    Feel like bums, insecure,
    But in truth, our riches astound.
    We have friends and family we love;
    We have guidance from heaven above.
    We have so much more
    Than they sell in a store,
    We’re wealthy, when push comes to shove.

    So add up your blessings, I say;
    Make Thanksgiving last more than a day.
    Enjoy what you’ve got;
    Realize it’s a lot,
    And you’ll make all your cares go away.

    By Karl Fuchs

  • I’m Thankful for YouThanksgiving is the appointed time
    for focusing on the good in our lives.
    In each of our days,
    we can find small blessings,
    but too often we overlook them,
    choosing instead to spend our time
    paying attention to problems.
    We give our energy
    to those who cause us trouble
    instead of those who bring peace.
    Starting now,
    let’s be on the lookout
    for the bits of pleasure in each hour,
    and appreciate the people who
    bring love and light to everyone
    who is blessed to know them.
    You are one of those people.
    On Thanksgiving,
    I’m thankful for you.
    Happy Thanksgiving!
    By Joanna Fuchs

  • Thanksgiving DelightsOn Thanksgiving Day we’re thankful for
    Our blessings all year through,
    For family we dearly love,
    For good friends, old and new.
    For sun to light and warm our days,
    For stars that glow at night,
    For trees of green and skies of blue,
    And puffy clouds of white.

    We’re grateful for our eyes that see
    The beauty all around,
    For arms to hug, and legs to walk,
    And ears to hear each sound.

    The list of all we’re grateful for
    Would fill a great big book;
    Our thankful hearts find new delights
    Everywhere we look!

    By Joanna Fuchs

  • Most of AllThanksgiving Day brings to mind
    the blessings in our lives
    that usually go unnoticed:
    a home that surrounds us
    with comfort and protection;
    delicious food, for pleasure
    in both eating and sharing;
    clothes to snuggle up in,
    books and good entertainment
    to expand our minds;
    and freedom to worship our God.
    Most of all we are thankful
    for our family and friends,
    those treasured people
    who make our lives extra special.
    You are part of that cherished group.
    On Thanksgiving, (and every day)
    we appreciate you.
    Happy Thanksgiving!
    By Joanna Fuchs

Happy Thanksgiving Wishes Funny

Here is some Funny Thanksgiving wishes to make someone Happy. You can copy these Wishes from here and send them to your friends, Brother, Sister, Teacher and anyone you want. But be careful the receiver in a good mood and have funny humor. Hope you all going to like these awesome Funny Thanksgiving Wishes.

Happy Thanksgiving Wishes Funny

  • Thanksgiving is a blessing in disguise. With your friends and family near, make this day as special as you can and thank them with your heart. Happy Thanksgiving!

  • Greetings! Hoping that this Thanksgiving will be your best one yet!

  • Some friendships become more beautiful over time. Thank you for the color you add to my life! Iwish you a heartfelt Thanksgiving.

  • Nobility is served on the plate of Thanksgiving since noble is that man who expresses his gratitude.May you have a great Thanksgiving Day!

  • If you can’t feed a hundred people, then just feed one.

  • Here comes the time to be merry,don’t hold your heart and be sorry.Better it is to say, ‘Thank You’, than be always so blue. Happy Thanksgiving Day!

  • Thanksgiving is the day when you turn to another family member and say, How long has Mom been drinking like this? My Mom, after six Bloody Marys looks at the turkey and goes, Here, kitty, kitty.

  • Thanksgiving Day comes, by statute, once a year; to the honest man it comes as frequently as the heart of gratitude will allow.

  • Thanksgiving comes to us out of the prehistoric dimness, universal to all ages and all faiths. At whatever straws we must grasp, there is always a time for gratitude and new beginnings.

  • God is glorified, not by our groans, but by our thanksgivings.

  • May you have a wonderful time this Thanksgiving, with friends and family. Enjoy. Happy Thanksgiving Day.

  • You are a very special blessing to us. May love, joy and happiness be yours in abundance this holiday season.

  • An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.

  • You’re in my thoughts and prayers. Hoping this day holds all the warmth, contentment, and love of a wonderful and happy Thanksgiving.

  • The thing I’m most thankful for right now is elastic waistbands.

  • Thanksgiving is not just for expressing thanks for what you have. It is also a time to be grateful for what you are going to have. So have a Happy Thanksgiving Day!

  • We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink.

  • Thank God every morning when you get up that you have something to do that day, which must be done, whether you like it or not.

  • Forever on Thanksgiving Day the heart will find the pathway home.

  • God has two dwellings; one in heaven, and the other in a meek and thankful heart.

  • We can always find something to be thankful for, and there may be reasons why we ought to be thankful for even those dispensations, which appear dark and frowning.

  • In everyone’s life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.

  • Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminium foil and throw them out.

  • May your stuffing be tasty. May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and gravy. Have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious, And your pies take the prize, And may your Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs!

  • I have strong doubts that the first Thanksgiving even remotely resembled the ‘history’ I was told in second grade. But considering that (when it comes to holidays) mainstream America’s traditions tend to be over-eating, shopping, or getting drunk, I suppose it’s a miracle that the concept of giving thanks even surfaces at all.

  • We often take for granted the very things that most deserve our gratitude.

  • November is the time to be thankful, a time to remember and to embrace those who enrich our lives. I’m thankful for a lot of things, but I’m most thankful for You!

  • Nothing purchased can come close to the renewed sense of gratitude for having family and friends. So once in every year we throng, upon a day apart to praise the Lord with feast and song in thankfulness of heart.

  • Doing good is what seems best. Doing good also earns you respect. But more than that, it makes you feel good about yourself. Thus, do a good deed this Thanksgiving! Wish you a very Happy Thanksgiving Day!

  • What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal.

Happy Thanksgiving Pictures Funny

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In Happy Thanksgiving 2016 will share with you best collection of the Thanksgiving Images, Poems, Prayers, Jokes, Wallpaper, Photos, Quotes, Pictures and much more for Thanksgiving 2016. This post contain some of the best collection of the Funny Happy Thanksgiving Poems Wishes Pictures. Share these with your Brother, Sister, Family, Relatives, neighbors. And also on Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter, Linked In, Pinterest, Reddit and anywhere you want by Share This options.
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Tuesday, 16 August 2016

20+ Thanksgiving Prayers Poems, Wallpaper, Message to Employees

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20+ Thanksgiving Prayers Poems, Wallpaper, Message to Employees

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Happy Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving is a western festival which celebrates in United States, Canada and many other countries. In united states its celebrates on 4th thursday of November month. In 2016 will celebrate Thanksgiving on 24th November and its a national holiday which celebrate with Prayers, Feast, Picnic and much more. Thanksgiving is celebrate for giving thanks to god for preceding. Hope you all going to like these awesome collection and knowledge we sharing with you.

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Happy Thanksgiving Message to Employees

  • As Thanksgiving is soon to be around with autumn leaves falling on the ground, I wish that you have been enough to give thanks and celebrate with cheer. Happy Thanksgiving.
  • At the close of another year we gratefully pause to wish you a warm and happy Holiday Season.

  • Autumn has brought with it beauty of joy and festivities. But, it’s all so lonely without you. Missing you this Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving.
  • During this month of Thanksgiving I have been reflecting on the things I am most grateful for. Primarily among them is our talented group of employees. Thank you for the work you do to make our agency great. Without your commitment, creativity, and high standards, we would not be the thriving company we are. I wish you a Thanksgiving filled with abundance and bright moments.

  • Enjoy the sweet melody of this joyous festival. May joy and melody come your way. Happy Thanksgiving.

  • Hope this season is filled with lots of happiness and joy, wealth, and prosperity. May your home be filled with love on this wonderful occasion. Happy Thanksgiving.  
  • Let’s raise our eyes to the heaven and count our blessings. Let’s thank the almighty for all that he has given us. Happy Thanksgiving.
  • May the good things of life be yours in abundance, not only at Thanksgiving but throughout the coming happy new year 2017.
  • May this joyous season bring you peace, health, and happiness throughout the coming year.
  • One of the joys of Thanksgiving is wishing you a happy Holiday Season and a healthy and prosperous New Year.
  • Thank you for everything you do to make this a successful, terrific place to work. Have a wonderful, long weekend filled with good things. Happy Thanksgiving.
  • The gift of love, the gift of peace, the gift of happiness. May these be yours this Holiday Season.
  • Whatever is beautiful, whatever is meaningful, whatever brings you happiness… May it be yours this Holiday Season and throughout the coming year.
  • Wishing you every happiness this Holiday Season and throughout the coming year.
  • You and your co-workers have worked hard this year, and your dedication has paid off. Every quarter our financials look better and better. Thank you for your hard work and positive attitude. Have a joyful, abundant Thanksgiving.

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 In Happy Thanksgiving Images will share with you best collection of the Thanksgiving Images, Poems, Prayers, Jokes, Wallpaper, Photos, Quotes, Pictures and much more for Thanksgiving 2016. This post contain some of the best collection of the Happy Thanksgiving Prayers Poems, Message Employees, Wallpaper. Share these with your Brother, Sister, Family, Relatives, neighbors. And also on Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter, Linked In, Pinterest, Reddit and anywhere you want by Share This options.

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60+ Thanksgiving 2016 Quotes, Jokes [with Images]

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Happy Thanksgiving Quotes, Jokes with Images

Happy Thanksgiving Quotes, Jokes with Images : Thanksgiving is a very special day for everyone. This day is celebrate for giving thanks for the blessing of the harvest and of the preceding year. This day celebrates in many countries (Canada, Liberia, Grenada, Saint Lucia, United States) on 24 November 2016. This post contains unique collection of the Happy Thanksgiving Quotes, Happy Thanksgiving Jokes and Happy Thanksgiving Images. This is best and simple way to wish your friends, relatives, neighbors, brother, sister. Hope you all going to like these awesome Quotes, Jokes, Images. You can also share these on Facebook, Linked In, Tumblr, Twitter with your near and dear one.
Thanksgiving Day is a national holiday celebrated primarily in Canada and the United States as a day of giving thanks for the blessing of the harvest and of the preceding year. It is celebrated on the second Monday of October in Canada and on the fourth Thursday of November in the United States. Several other places around the world observe similar celebrations. Thanksgiving has its historical roots in religious and cultural traditions and has long been celebrated in a secular manner as well.

Happy Thanksgiving 2016 Quotes :–

Check out the some of the best collection of the Happy Thanksgiving Quotes for the celebration of the Thanksgiving 2016. You can text these Quotes to your friends, relatives, coworker or near and dear one for special wishes. Hope they will going to like these awesome Quotes.

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Happy Thanksgiving Quotes

  1. Gratitude can transform common days into thanksgivings, turn routine jobs into joy, and change ordinary opportunities into blessings.
    William Arthur Ward
  2. If you are really thankful, what do you do? You share.
    W. Clement Stone
  3. Over and over I marvel at the blessings of my life: Each year has grown better than the last.
    Lawrence Welk
  4. Thanksgiving Day is a good day to recommit our energies to giving thanks and just giving.
    Amy Grant
  5. To give thanks in solitude is enough. Thanksgiving has wings and goes where it must go. Your prayer knows much more about it than you do.
    Victor Hugo
  6. I give thanks to my Creator for this wonderful life where each of us has the opportunity to learn lessons we could not fully comprehend by any other means.
    Joseph B. Wirthlin
  7. If you think Independence Day is America’s defining holiday, think again. Thanksgiving deserves that title, hands-down.
    Tony Snow
  8. My mom makes something called green pie, which I thought was a delicacy that many people only had at Thanksgiving, but it turns out it was just Jell-O with whipped cream on it. And it’s delicious.
    Bobby Moynihan
  9. I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.
    Todd Barry
  10. Be thankful for what you have; you’ll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don’t have, you will never, ever have enough.
    Oprah Winfrey
  11. Gratitude is the inward feeling of kindness received. Thankfulness is the natural impulse to express that feeling. Thanksgiving is the following of that impulse.
    Henry Van Dyke
  12. The thankful receiver bears a plentiful harvest.
    William Blake
  13. I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
    Jon Stewart
  14. If a fellow isn’t thankful for what he’s got, he isn’t likely to be thankful for what he’s going to get.
    Frank A. Clark
  15. Pride slays thanksgiving, but a humble mind is the soil out of which thanks naturally grow. A proud man is seldom a grateful man, for he never thinks he gets as much as he deserves.
    Henry Ward Beecher
  16. My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
    Phyllis Diller
  17. My most memorable meal is every Thanksgiving. I love the food: the turkey and stuffing; the sweet potatoes and rice, which come from my mother’s Southern heritage; the mashed potatoes, which come from my wife’s Midwestern roots; the Campbell’s green-bean casserole; and of course, pumpkin pie.
    Douglas Conant
  18. I am grateful for what I am and have. My thanksgiving is perpetual.
    Henry David Thoreau
  19. Thanksgiving is a time when the world gets to see just how blessed and how workable the Christian system is. The emphasis is not on giving or buying, but on being thankful and expressing that appreciation to God and to one another.
    John Clayton
  20. Best of all is it to preserve everything in a pure, still heart, and let there be for every pulse a thanksgiving, and for every breath a song.
    Konrad von Gesner
  21. You may have heard of Black Friday and Cyber Monday. There’s another day you might want to know about: Giving Tuesday. The idea is pretty straightforward. On the Tuesday after Thanksgiving, shoppers take a break from their gift-buying and donate what they can to charity.
    Bill Gates
  22. There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.
    O. Henry
  23. For what I have received may the Lord make me truly thankful. And more truly for what I have not received.
    Storm Jameson
  24. Drink and be thankful to the host! What seems insignificant when you have it, is important when you need it.
    Franz Grillparzer

Happy Thanksgiving 2016 Jokes

Check out the some of the best collection of the Happy Thanksgiving 2016 Jokes for the celebration of the Thanksgiving 2016. You can text these Jokes to your friends, relatives, coworker or near and dear one for special wishes. Hope they will going to like these awesome Jokes.
 

Happy Thanksgiving Jokes

  1. How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving? He was very thinkful.
  2. What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!
  3. How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey? One, but you really have to squeeze him in!
  4. Why can’t you take a turkey to church? Because they use such FOWL language.
  5. What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
  6. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes – a building can’t jump at all.
  7. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
  8. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit? A poultrygeist!
  9. Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey, he’s already been stuffed!
  10. What are unhappy cranberries called? Blueberries!
  11. Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner? He was exceeding the feed limit!
  12. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth.
  13. Why didn’t the Pilgrim want to make the bread? It’s a crummy job
  14. Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks.
  15. Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling off? The buckle was on his hat!
  16. What would you get if you crossed a Pilgrim with a type of cracker? A Pilgraham!
  17. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their age!
  18. Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play!
  19. What would you get if you crossed Thanksgiving and Easter? Feaster Sunday!
  20. What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I’m stuffed!
  21. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside.
  22. Why did the Pilgrim eat a candle? He wanted a light snack!
  23. How does a Turkey drink her wine? In a gobble-let
  24. What do turkeys like to do on sunny days? They like to go on a peck-nic.
  25. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.
  26. What’s black and white and red all over? A Pilgrim with a rash!
  27. Why did the turkey eat his meal so quickly? Because he was a gobbler.
  28. What was the main thing the Pilgrims did during the first winter? Starve.
  29. What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? “Pleased to eat you!”
  30. What did the little turkey say to the big turkey? “Peck” on someone your own size!
  31. What do you get after eating way too much turkey and dressing? Dessert, of course!
  32. “I was going to serve sweet potatoes with Thanksgiving dinner, but I sat on them.
    “So what are you serving now?”
    “Squash.”
  33. Gobbler said, “Doctor, help me! I can’t stop acting like a turkey!”
    “I see,” said the doctor. “How long have you had this problem?”
    “Let me think a second. Mom laid the egg in 1954…”
  34. Teacher: “Where did the Pilgrims come from?”
    Student: “Their parents, of course!””You know an ancestor of mine came over on the Mayflower.”
    “Really? Which rat was he?”
  35. A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy answered, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”
  36. Teacher: “What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?”
    Student: “Baseballs.”
    Teacher: “Baseballs?”
    Student: “Yeah, they were Cleveland Indians!”
  37. A poultry farmer was experimenting to breed turkeys with more legs for greater profits. Finally, he succeeded. While narrating the results to his friends, he told them, “The turkey I bred had six legs!”
    His friends who had got quite excited, eagerly asked, “What about the taste?”
    The father said with a long-drawn face, “Do you think it is so easy to catch it?”
  38. Asked to write a composition entitled, “What I’m thankful for on Thanksgiving,” a student wrote, “I am thankful that I’m not a turkey.”
  39. Two pilgrims go out hunting. One has two blunderbusses (guns).
    The second pilgrim asks, “Why do you have two blunderbusses?”
    The first pilgrim explains, “I usually miss the first time I shoot. By taking two I can shoot again”. The second pilgrim thinks for a while and then says, “Why not just take the second one, and only shoot once?”
  40. Teacher: “Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?”
    Student: “So we know when to start Christmas shopping!”

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