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Happy Thanksgiving 2016

Thanksgiving is a western festival which celebrates in United States, Canada and many other countries. In united states its celebrates on 4th thursday of November month. In 2016 will celebrate Thanksgiving on 24th November and its a national holiday which celebrate with Prayers, Feast, Picnic and much more. Thanksgiving is celebrate for giving thanks to god for preceding. Hope you all going to like these awesome collection and knowledge we sharing with you.

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1. The Pilgrims made seven times more graves than huts. No Americans have been more impoverished than these who, nevertheless, set aside a day of thanksgiving. ~H.U. Westermayer 

2. If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, “thank you,” that would suffice. ~Meister Eckhart 

3. Thanksgiving Day is a jewel, to set in the hearts of honest men; but be careful that you do not take the day, and leave out the gratitude. ~E.P. Powell 

4. So once in every year we throng
   Upon a day apart,
   To praise the Lord with feast and song
   In thankfulness of heart.
   ~Arthur Guiterman, The First Thanksgiving 

5. As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. ~John Fitzgerald Kennedy 

6. Remember God’s bounty in the year. String the pearls of His favor. Hide the dark parts, except so far as they are breaking out in light! Give this one day to thanks, to joy, to gratitude! ~Henry Ward Beecher 

7. Thanksgiving Day comes, by statute, once a year; to the honest man it comes as frequently as the heart of gratitude will allow. ~Edward Sandford Martin 

8. Our rural ancestors, with little blest,
   Patient of labour when the end was rest,
   Indulged the day that housed their annual grain,
   With feasts, and off’rings, and a thankful strain.
   ~Alexander Pope 

9. What we’re really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving? ~Erma Bombeck, “No One Diets on Thanksgiving,” 26 November 1981 

10. Thanksgiving, after all, is a word of action. ~W.J. Cameron 

11. He who thanks but with the lips
    Thanks but in part;
    The full, the true Thanksgiving
    Comes from the heart.
    ~J.A. Shedd 

12. Thanksgiving was never meant to be shut up in a single day. ~Robert Caspar Lintner 

13. For each new morning with its light,
    For rest and shelter of the night,
    For health and food, for love and friends,
    For everything Thy goodness sends.
    ~Ralph Waldo Emerson 

14. Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. ~Erma Bombeck 

15. For flowers that bloom about our feet;
    For tender grass, so fresh, so sweet;
    For song of bird, and hum of bee;
    For all things fair we hear or see,
    Father in heaven, we thank Thee!
    ~Ralph Waldo Emerson 

16. An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day. ~Irv Kupcinet 

17. Thou hast given so much to me,
    Give one thing more, — a grateful heart;
    Not thankful when it pleaseth me,
    As if Thy blessings had spare days,
    But such a heart whose pulse may be Thy praise.
    ~George Herbert 

18. The unthankful heart… discovers no mercies; but let the thankful heart sweep through the day and, as the magnet finds the iron, so it will find, in every hour, some heavenly blessings! ~Henry Ward Beecher 

19. Some hae meat and canna eat, –
    And some wad eat that want it;
    But we hae meat, and we can eat,
    Sae let the Lord be thankit.
    ~Robert Burns 

20. It has been an unchallengeable American doctrine that cranberry sauce, a pink goo with overtones of sugared tomatoes, is a delectable necessity of the Thanksgiving board and that turkey is uneatable without it. ~Alistair Cooke 

21. Ah! on Thanksgiving day….
    When the care-wearied man seeks his mother once more,
    And the worn matron smiles where the girl smiled before.
    What moistens the lips and what brightens the eye?
    What calls back the past, like the rich pumpkin pie?
    ~John Greenleaf Whittier 

22. Thanksgiving comes to us out of the prehistoric dimness, universal to all ages and all faiths. At whatever straws we must grasp, there is always a time for gratitude and new beginnings. ~J. Robert Moskin 

23. There is one day that is ours. There is one day when all we Americans who are not self-made go back to the old home to eat saleratus biscuits and marvel how much nearer to the porch the old pump looks than it used to. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American. ~O. Henry 

24. Let us remember that, as much has been given us, much will be expected from us, and that true homage comes from the heart as well as from the lips, and shows itself in deeds. ~Theodore Roosevelt

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1. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
   Plymouth Rock

2. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
   Pilgrims

3. Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
   They use FOWL language.

4. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
   It had 24 carrots.

5. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
   He got the stuffing knocked out of him! 

6. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
   A turkey that can pluck itself!

7. When do you serve tofu turkey?
   Pranksgiving.

8. What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?
   Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.

9. Who doesn’t eat on Thanksgiving?
   A turkey because it is always stuffed.

10. Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?
    Because April showers bring Mayflowers!

11. Dear Turkeys, don’t worry… they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, women.

12. What did baby corn say to mama corn?
    Where’s popcorn?

13. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
    Their AGE!

14. Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?
    Because their belt buckles are on their hats!

15. Why did they let the turkey join the band?
    Because he had the drumsticks

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