ThanksGiving 2016 Quotes Facebook,Kid Jokes,Images,Clip Art

Thanksgiving is a western festival which celebrates in United States, Canada and many other countries. In united states its celebrates on 4th thursday of November month. In 2016 will celebrate Thanksgiving on 26th November and its a national holiday which celebrate with Prayers, Feast, Picnic and much more. Thanksgiving is celebrate for giving thanks to god for preceding. Hope you all going to like these awesome collection and knowledge we sharing with you.

Happy Thanksgiving Quotes Facebook

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Happy Thanksgiving Quotes Facebook

• Give thanks to God first because without him you wouldn’t have everything else that you’re thankful for.

• Our friendship isn’t perfect, we fight and then we makeup, we yell and then we talk. We don’t always get along but whether I’m up or I’m down you’re always around. You’re there for me on my good days and my bad days and this Thanksgiving Holiday I’d like to say thank you for being a true friend. Happy Thanksgiving!

• Thanksgiving and every season of our lives that we are blessed to see a new should be a time we offer praise, worship, and thankfulness to God!

• I wish all of you Happy Thanksgiving! I wish you great love, great relationships with you family and friends!

• No prayer can be better than the prayer of giving sincere thanks and praises to God. May you have a Happy Thanksgiving feast!

• When I sit down to thank God for all the blessings he has bestowed me with, how can I forget the best of them all. You’re God’s biggest gift to me. Thank you for everything you have done for me. May you have a Happy Thanksgiving celebration.

• A special greeting of Thanksgiving time to express to you our sincere appreciation for your confidence and loyalty. We are deeply thankful and extend to you our best wishes for a happy and healthy Thanksgiving Day.

• You know what’s the best part about life? It is that at every point in time God always gives us a reason to be thankful for. May you have a wonderful life and may you always be blessed. Have a Happy Thanksgiving Day.

• As I count my blessings this season, I want you to know that I am very thankful to have a friend like you. May you have a very Happy Thanksgiving.

• Nothing can be compared to the love and affection you have showered me with. I am so lucky to have someone like you around. It’s really nice to be your friend. All I can say is thank you for everything. I wish you a very Happy Thanksgiving day.

• Warm thoughts and best wishes to you and your family this Thanksgiving. May you continue to have many blessings and many reasons to be thankful in the coming year.

• Not every one comes in your life to stay forever. Only a few enter in such a way that even if they go away tomorrow they leave a mark on your heart that will always stay. Such people live with you forever, even if they’re miles apart. Thanks for being such a person. Happy Thanksgiving!

• One reason I live with my parents is to beat Thanksgiving traffic.

• I want to take you home for Thanksgiving to meet the people who made me turn out this way.

• The only parade I’ll attend this Thanksgiving is the one to the toilet.

• If you haven’t been invited to an awful family Thanksgiving get-together of your own you can come to mine.

• I’m thankful for the distance we live from your annoying family.

• Sorry your girlfriend is too young to sit with us at the adult table this Thanksgiving.

• I’m thankful that we can soon get back to being ungrateful, disillusioned, and cynical.

Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids | Thanksgiving Kid Jokes

Here you can get some unique collection of really thanksgiving jokes for kids. Thanksgiving is a very best festival which celebrates with lots of activities. But sending messages and sharing jokes is another part of celebration. Hope you all going to like these awesome jokes.

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Thanksgiving 2016 Jokes for Kids

• Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
  (Because he was out standing in his field!)What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
  (Straw-berries!) If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
  (Pilgrims!)
  What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
  (Your nose!)
  What always comes at the beginning of parades?
  (The letter “p”!)

• What key won’t open any door?
  (A turkey!)Why did the turkey cross the road?
  (It was the chicken’s day off!) Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
  (It was stuck on the turkey’s foot!)
  Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
  (To prove he wasn’t chicken!)
  What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
  (An eggroll!)
  Where do you find a turkey with no legs?
  (Exactly where you left it!)
  What do you call it when it rains turkeys?
  (Foul weather!)
  Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
  (To hatchet!)

• What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
  (A har-vest!)If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
  (Their age!) What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
  (Pumpkin pi!)
  What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
  (The letter “g”!)

• Why did the police arrest the turkey?
  (They suspected it of fowl play!)Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?
  (The outside!) Why do turkeys lay eggs?
  (If they dropped them, they’d break!)
  What’s the most musical part of a turkey?
  (The drumstick!)
  If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does turkey come from?
  (A poul-tree!)
  Daughter: Mum, can I have a canary for Christmas?
  Mum: NO! You’ll have turkey like everyone else.
  What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
  (He got the stuffing knocked out of him!)
  What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
  (The turkey!)

 

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